Alanna j. smith
jersey’s finest.
“She’s like Mel Brooks trapped inside Rachel McAdams.”
tv/film reel
Inspired by the hilarity and disillusionment of everyday life: Humor, Sex and Jewish themes abound.
funny bunny
Yes, chef.
Aim to tell stories where characters jump without a safety net, and to reinterpret male-dominated genres through a female lens.
Humor, Sex Appeal, & intellect
Humor, Sex Appeal, & intellect
Meet alanna
Alanna is an actor, writer, and director specializing in fast, flirty, funny.
"Your job is to laugh, and my job is to figure out why “pistachio” is funnier than “peanut.” I love the math of it.
Aside from the occasional Tennessee Williams diva, I’ve made a career out of playing (what I lovingly call) “Hot Girl Farts” roles.
Meticulously crafted vamps “of little substance” are my specialty, leading to reviews like this:
(On my turn as Brooke Ashton in Noises Off) “Alanna J. Smith is very good at being a bad actress, though no one cares as she looks so good in her underwear.”
Thanks, but I want to tell the truth of those stories: how the women are complex, and essential to the men making fools of themselves (which is what you came for); and I want to tell new stories to redefine traditional gender roles.
Bottom line is, when the world gets too heavy for you, I prescribe a four-dimensional comedy. Side effects include recklessly forgetting your to-do list, experiencing 10 years in 10 minutes, and safely unleashing a basement of boxed-up belly laughs."
Natalie Portman, Jennifer Garner, Keira Knightley, Rachel McAdams
Natalie Portman, Jennifer Garner, Keira Knightley, Rachel McAdams
“The most beautiful people I know strut with bold confidence.”